Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?

You probably think pigs are dirty and your motherfucking tiny little dog is the piece of art, but what is dirty here is your fucking ass, you little shit! You can get a 150-pound pig and feed yourself with bacon for at least a year, and what you can get from your little kitty cat, a? Okay, maybe you love some small animals, why not get a mini pig? The most awesome creatures I've ever seen. What? You're still thinking your fucking dog is better? Shit, look at this pictures and change your mind!

Okay, enough with pictures (but if you want more just click here). Now I'd like to tell you about pros and cons of having pigs. AHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA, OF COURSE NO CONS!!! I'm just joking, sorry ;) Let's move to pros.

• High intelligence. Yeah, they're really clever, much more intelligent than your fucking Dota teammates. You know what I'm talking about.
• They're really faithful, not like your exb asshole.
• Diversity. Black, white, yellow, brown, thin, fat etc. Heaven for a liberal.
• No allergy! Where else can you find this? Maybe your hairy flea dog has the same feature?

You'll always have food and won't pass away like stupid characters in The Last Of Us.

Look at the picture below. What do you see? Chips? NO, IT'S MOTHERFUCKING LEATHER AND IT'S FUCKING TASTY!!!

If you don't like pigs' sounds, sorry man, but you definitely have problems with ears. CAUSE IT'S SOUND FROM HEAVEN!!!

Everyone who has mental disorders and other psychological bullshit is HIGHLY recommended listening to this mantra before morning meditation, and also in the evening before bedtime.

Okay, okay, so as not to seem so serious to you, here's a meme (I'm not really good at Photoshop, though my skills in HTML are already quite well). Enough talking, ENJOY!

	Really fusking biiiiig pig (about 5 tons and 7 metres!!!! even bigger than your mom, wow, unbelievable!
	Just pig
	Mini pig
	Reably fucing smoll pig fusk

Recently I've conducted an interview with one of our readers. Here it is:

"-Do you like pigs?

-Yes.

-Praise the pigs.

-Well, how to praise them, well, fucking pigs. Amazing pigs. How else to praise them, damn it?

-Maybe some more beautiful words?

-Unbelievable pigs.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome. Here it is, fat gold!"

Oleg aka big fan of pigs Vasilev

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